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10:08 a.m. / September 22, 2006 - - -

dear everyone.

it is of my biggest concern to inform you that i am no longer a virgin! that is right. i fucked a girl for the first time this morning and it was amazing! i put gravy on her bellybutton and licked it clean while I shoved a turkey stick into her brown eye. the colors contrasted wonderfully. anyways, my new fascination with food combined with the opposite sex is nothing to be worried about. i would never go so far as to choke someone with a twizzler, just because i'm not masochistic. that would be rude, also. that is all i wanted to say.

p.s. i eat my boogers and poopy butt hairs.

p.s.s. brenna rules. and she has a great personality. and i'm not really writing this. brenna is.


WORD.

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