5:17 p.m. / June 07, 2005 - -
job hunt
i still feel hungover.filling out applications for jobs today. my hair is dyed black to look more presentable, on the insistence of my father. i look emotional. whenever i get the chance to say, "reason for leaving previous job: sick of all the bullshit", i do. filling out questionnaires for Best Buy, you learn to lie, laughing while doing so. don't tell them you often go from happy to sad with no reason. take as little strongly agrees and strongly disagrees as possible. keep it in the mid secction. pretend that you were popular in high school. aaron is filling out his application and is being more realistic than i am, not lying. we'll see which one works. the race is on (my bet is neither)
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