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9:37 p.m. / March 17, 2005 - - too much effort

the dryer door ripped off a large portion of the flesh on my middle finger. right hand. stuck it into a bottle of ethyl alcohol; it burned horribly. i screamed, laughing, "this is a terrible sensation!"

what this means is that i'll have to start masturbating with my left hand.

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