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1:20 p.m. / April 19, 2005 - - let my people grow! when i heard that the government released new food pyramids, all i could envision was a team of bananas pulling a block of margarine while being whipped. these monuments, made of the blood and sweat of their people... the overseer is probably a slice of pizza. i'll bet when one of the bananas die from exhaustion, that one of the other bananas probably pretends to slip on his corpse, as a gag.

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