11:24 p.m. / March 11, 2005 - -
the zombie apocalypse has come at last
so far i have one address in regards to my free stuff ad (entry titles yield important information; there will be a quiz on this later). due to forseen circumstances, the free stuff offer has been ended for the time being.when co-workers ask, "how you doing?" what they really mean to say is, "tell me that you are doing good; i do not actually care"
also, that is not a typo. they did not include the word 'are'.
i'd write more but drunk teenagers are trying to break down the door. they're like zombies.
